Sunday, June 23, 2013

A Running Commentary of Game 7 of the NBA Finals with my buddy, CCW (massive profanity)

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come on baby 

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yea baby 

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lebron uses "dawg" too much for my liking 
he sounds like that american idol judge 

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lol thats how people talk dawg 
ginobili starting fml

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it's okay i think ginobili will be old manu from the '08s
i hope we get 07 lebron
lol 
if we get 2012 lebron, spurs are so fucking fucked 
walao ginobili
lucky duncan got fouled

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Aww yea 

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TIMMMAYYYYYY

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Duncan fast break

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leonard looking active

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Too many fouls argh 
Almost in the penalty d 
God damn it manu

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manu... 

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Just fucking go for layup 
I'd rather you get blocked 
Than try that shit 
Those kind of passes that throw towards the opposing hoop is the worst

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i wonder why he keeps doing it
i'm sure he knows his t/os happened in game 6 cos of his shit overpassing

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It's probably part of their set 
So becomes habit 
But miami are too good for these kind of passes 
Fuck no box out 

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bird fucking man

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What the fuck seriously 
Basic basketball

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haih haih 

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Two offensive boards d 
No excuse 

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yah and not long rebounds 

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Tell me why they are crowding the paint 
When fucking ray Allen is driving 
He's not LeBron james 

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yah i don't understand it either 
it's okay to crowd if it's bron or wade 
but fuck me

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Because it's Gary fucking neal 
Sigh spurs bench 
Miami bench mob has fucking LeBron James 

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lebron might play 48 

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Hopefully that gets him tired in the fourth 
Zzz 

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it's lebron 
he doesn't get tired 
and even if he cramps like against okc last year 

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Hope he emo 

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he still fucking hits killer 3's 
leonard playing well 
unlucky to miss the corner 3 

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Every time heat plays a no pg lineup 
Always go on run one 

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every time lebron plays without wade 
heat go on a run 
that's their scariest lineup 

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Lol 
Yup 

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lebron, birdman, battier, allen, miller/chalmers 

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Omg ref 

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shane fucking battier 
hopefully this will get tp9 going 
he needs to do this 

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Yea 
Finals mvp 
Cmonnn 

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but you know what at the end of the day 

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Danny green needs heat up too 

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i still feel like a utah jazz fan against jordan and the bulls 

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If they crowding on parker 

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fucking lebron

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Lol 
Dunno I still feel Jordan much more intimidating 

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search "The Alpha Dog" 
of course jordan more intimidating 

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LeBron only winning because of his supporting cast 

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cos jordan, you know he will show up for big games 
lebron still unclear 
and jordan will really fucking disembowel people to win games 

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You see spurs play him like Cleveland 

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and jordan, you cannot space off 
crowd paint no point 

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His stats drop like fuck 
But he has so many other ppl to cover his ass 
Levels of losing lol 

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relevant to this game - dead man walking and stomach punch 
walao 

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Boards again zzz 
Fucking wade

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nice 

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Hitting this kind of shots 

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bosh has 3 fouls 
duncan fucking people up

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Duncan also 2 fouls 
Needs to control 

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lol duncans like "stfu tony, just come to the huddle" 

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i hate how lebron fucking complains at everything now fucker 

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and pulls parker's jersey 

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haha i tot the refs called them over as captains 

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sure call duncan la 
fuck me 

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Damn it 
James Imba 
That was a bizarre play 

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lol 

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Doesn't look like they know the clock at all 
Like tp gave it up with 2 secs left 
Those fucking jumpers

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sigh
if wade makes those memang gg la 

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Ya I'll still let him take it 

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of course 
but if he continues to make then really SA no chance 

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Nobody else touches and they get cold 
And if wade gets cold 
Then gooood 
wtf timeout again 

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OMFG 
LOOK AT THE CURRENT HEAT DANCERS 
HAHAHAHAHAHAH 
DAMN ADORABLE 

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lol i wasnt looking 

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it's all the old people 
so cute 
kawhi is the fucking man la 

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yeah they should let him go for ALL rebounds 

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that's the way manu 
that's the fucking way to play 

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a lot of times they lost it cause same team go for the ball 
fuck my stream is lagging 
noooooooo 

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on the time bar 
click to the end 

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yea nice easy points all FTs 
hehe 
but damn wade pls cool off 

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that was  fucking lame 
damn over 
sad 
parker and lebron 

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wah danny needs to hit those man use the board or some shit 

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dwade 
fucker man 
seriously 

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nvm 
hopefully halftime let him cool
its going to go down the wire again 
man my heart 

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spurs must come out strong 3q 
heat are a great 3q team 

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they had a strong 3q last game... 

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based on my experience watching tons of celtics heat games 

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they need a fucking strong half 

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lol 
1 q at a time la 

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duncan and parker no more sitting 
play till u retire 

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lebron 
that and 1 really fucking godlike 
no way that should have gone in 

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eh lucky allready la 
in cleveland he was doing that left n right 

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holy shit leonard going iso 

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haih 

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danny green wah lao pass it off man early  to your fucking PG or many manu 
fundamentals!!!!! 
arggghh so frustrating 

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i hate bosh he 
might actually be my most hated player in the league alongside melo 

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because? 

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face problem 

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hahaha 

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but of course 
if bosh were on my team i would love him 
not true of melo. 
i hate melo's style.  

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melo eat shit la  
seriously he will never win it 

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a team with melo and jr smith as their 2 main options will never win 

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i think can with the right coach 
i mean obviously if they play exactly as they do now cannot la 
but if melo scores more effeciently like dirk 

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do you think either guy will change? 

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and jr smith becomes more like terry/.nate
haha 

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danny green! 
lol 
thank fuck for brain farts  
chalmers 

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damn slow game man 
as in offensively 

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game 7's like that 

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lebron hitting 3s 
wade hitting long 2s 
really nightmare 

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lol 
leonard i want to have his babies 
big 3 from diaw 

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yea nice response from lebron's 3s 
having the lead with lebron hitting 3s 
ill take it man 

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great recognition from lebron though 
he nearly got the block on duncan 
he recognized the play as it was happening 

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ya 
he and wade all the time 
man weak side defense 

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weh 
jordan's bulls against lebron's heat 
who do you think has the better chance?

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bulls la 

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why? 

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got pippen to guard lebron 
jordan can guard wade 

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lebron to guard MJ 
that would be awesome 

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MJ uses fade aways doesnt matter 

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i think rodman would fuck up bosh 

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lebron has to overcommit to block those 

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which would be the best part of the series 

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and jordan pumps fakes like fuck 

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AND jordan gets all the calls 
even if it's lebron 

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like he has legit foot work 
like kobe 

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lol 

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can fake the fade
spinback and score

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any whistle, you know MJ's defender getting called for foul alerady 

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haha 

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i fucking love that kind of manu drive 

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yea manu just drive that bitch 
yeaa 

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lol bill russell has played in 10 game 7's 
record - 10 and 0 
what a champion 

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WAT THE FUCK 

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fuck me 

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this game is seriously crazy 

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that one fucking painful 
fuck that 
okay this cancels out gary neal's banked 3 pointer in the first half 

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lol 12 more minutes 
holy shit 
tony parker fresh 
cmon 

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this fucker   

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are u saying he has clutch gene??? 

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yes chalmers has the fucking clutch gene 
fucking dick 

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fuck me no tp and duncan 

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shane battier 
dulan 

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box out mother fuckers 

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sigh bird man 
hate him but would love him on my team 

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damn bird man making all the difference 
i will always hate how miami get the plug their holes from free agency 
bird man again with the defense 
fuck 

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should get neal out 
seriously 

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put who  diaw? 

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yes 

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lol alley pp[ 
oop 

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next year kawhi leonard all star 

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depends la 

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i would vote him finals mvp is spurs win 

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need to find a way for him to score 
maybe from post ups? 
or play more like luol deng 

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yeah like luol deng 
so need to work on jumper more 
but he's already a better rebounder than luol deng 

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i dunno with large hands is it easier or harder to shoot? 
i always thought harder 

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jordan had large hands 

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thats y he's doing those one handed hooks 
damn green 
if hes not shooting 3s hes so bad on offense 
hmm 
but he foul the passer also clear path meh 

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fuck this la 

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fuck not good 

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wow wow 
dafuq 

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no nonononono 
manu 
open green too 

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fuck me 

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eh gary 
damn all jumpshots 
seriously how to guard that 

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doesn't help that the spurs keep making sohai turnovers 

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yea 

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sien la 
i wore my spurs t-shirt today also to work 
if bosh hit that three i would throw my laptop out the window 

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lol 

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wow lebron 

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damn danny 
FUCK LA DUNCAN WHY
OK I FORGIVE U 

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lol 
k don't msg until timouts 

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lol 

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lol okay nvm 
now timeout 

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jesus this game 

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fuck me man 
i don't think danny green should have shot that 

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pls lebron stop hitting jumpshots 
i think its ok baseline is hit shot 
his 
you wont get more open shots than that 
and they are behind 
i rather him shoot that than drive 
haha 

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haih 
you know 
if i'm the spurs 
cannot feel bad about losing this one la 
they follow strategy 

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yea

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just that lebron and wade suddenly decide to hit all their fucking perimeter shots 

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and those 2 hitting shots 

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and battier cibai 

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regardless of defense 
ok la if not battier itll be allen 
those are open 3s 
but fucking lebron 
haihhh 

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okay fine 
better battier than allen 
if it's allen, i'll pour acid on my face 
LEONARD 

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OMG MY STREAM LAGGING 
damnit should have went for a 2 there 

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he was open so it's okay 

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sigh duncan 

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omg duncan 

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should have dunked that shit over battier 

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wow 
wow 
wow 

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seriously the difference is depth man when it comes to late inthe playoffs 

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not really 
difference is lebron 
you don't need that much depth 

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both la 

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cos he can play multiple positions 
and can play nearly 48 mins 

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miami everytime got ppl step up 
spurs always the same big players 

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walao man 

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except that gary neal game 
STREAM DIED WAT 

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do you know what happened? 

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ok fine lebron is the diff  

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sigh 

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y is he so godlike 

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timmy 

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whyyyy 

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that will haunt him 

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we are utah jazzz 

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wow wow wow 
sigh 

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umm wat playis that 

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sigh lebron 

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and no tp wat wat WAT 

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theyw anted 3 

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but still its too obvious 
u need ppl who can create 

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haih 

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lebron fucking earned this championship la 

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grats lebron
finals mvp good job la 
yeah it really was this fucker 

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yea i still hate him but he fucking earned it today 

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ray allen
ray 
motherfucking 
allen 
bosh 0 points 
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